So today I see, not one, not two, but three turtles trying to cross the road as I am driving in to work. Then I see this giant turkey fluffing out his tail feathers and spreading his wings out in a field. This reminded me of the other weird commute I had where I saw a peacock walking down the road with a guy following it with a beer in his hand. Don’t these sound like a bad drug trip or a dream you once had? Bizarre.
Anyway – in the process for a security clearance and wow, does that make me feel guilty and like I am the worst person one earth. After my security interview, my brain kept flashing back to stuff from when I was little that did wrong. It was so funny because I kept picturing myself telling the interviewer: well when I was 5, I stole a candy necklace…I CONFESS – TAKE ME AWAY…I WILL DO MY TIME. Seriously, nothing like confessing everything about yourself – especially with my colorful past. I say that but really the perception I had of myself and the perception others had of me are way off from reality. I was looking at my old grade reports and realized I was not nearly the crappy student I thought I was. Another clue is that I have reconnected with many old high school friends and the perception they had of me is so way off from reality it is almost funny. If only I could be as badass, slutty and “cool” as they thought I was – HA!
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